Cutest Kitten Ever

Awesome prank calls

Old NY public access show, guy gets prank call after prank call.

Best Freestyles Ever

The NFL and Marijuana

With the NFL draft coming up in a couple weeks, teams are trying harder than ever to uncover dirt on players. Two players have admitted to using marijuana, Mario Manningham of Michigan and Aqib Talib of Kansas. I don't really understand why using marijuana should affect your draft stock. It's not performance-enhancing. I saw one guy today comparing Manningham to Maurice Clarett- a guy who has committed armed robbery and was pulled over for an illegal u-turn while having in his possession a hatchet, an AK-47, a pistol and 2 other handguns, and an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Police had to chase him until he finally pulled over after running over a spike strip and then they had to subdue him, first using their tasers before switching to mace because Clarett was wearing body armor. Ricky Williams has been ostracized from the NFL for years because of marijuana use that is actually legitimized because Williams has high anxiety. Meanwhile you have guys like Leonard Little, who drove drunk and killed someone and has since driven drunk, being allowed to still play. What's wrong with this picture?

Words To Live By

A good friend of mine that I used to work with had a party last night.


It was there I learned not to pile on a bunch of gin after piling on a bunch of beer.

~List of Liqours I Don't Mess With Anymore~

• Tequila
• Gin
  

NFL Rule Changes

The NFL owners voted today on some rule changes.

The ones that passed were:

Elimination of the force out rule.
-Defenders can now push receivers out of bounds to prevent them from making a catch.

Elimination of 5-yard face mask rule.
-All violations are now 15 yard penalties.

One defensive player can now wear a radio headset.
-One offensive player could wear a headset already.

Review of field goals now allowed.
-This rule change stemmed from a couple crazy kicks last year that appeared to bounce in and out of the uprights. This will ensure that all FG calls are correct.



Of all the rules, the only one that I don't particularly like is the elimination of the force out. Sure, it was cloudy because it was up to interpretation of the officials, but without it, those glorious tiptoe sideline catches will be all but gone for good.

Rad street art

Someone made this bear that inflates when the Subway passes underneath it. I thought it was neat.

Padres are 2-0

I will tell you, I'm surprised we look this good. If they hit this well all year then I'll be glad I bet the 20 bucks against them.

HORRIBLE

So I was looking up 311's latest tour info and they're doing a summer tour.

They're doing a summer tour with Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Wow, crazy, I know.


I look further, and June 27th they're coming here to San Diego, to Coors Amphitheatre.


"Awesome concert," I thought to myself, "I can't wait for it."


ONE PROBLEM



My sister's wedding happens to be June 27th



AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!





God has played the most cruel of April Fools jokes on me.

Padres continued

Well I may have spoken too soon. We have 3 runs now on 11 hits. I would like to see more runs for that amount of hits, but that's ok.

New Padres Season

I'm watching the 1st Padres game of the season right now. It's looks to be an indicator of things to come. Our only 2 runs have been driven in by our pitcher, Jake Peavy.

Booooooo

Here's the video of what I was talking about last post:

"Mr. President"

George Walker Bush was at the Washington Nationals game tonight. He got his ass booed by the whole entire crowd. It seems that some people had a problem with it because afterwards, people online were spouting off about how un-American that is.

If George W. Bush stood for all things American, then yes, I would have to be classified as un-American.

Thank god he doesn't.

The boos are the least of what he deserves for his dismal performance in the White House.

Double treat

I'm drinking apple juice and vodka right now. Does anyone else have a random drink concoction that they'd like to share?

Baseball

Welcome to my blog.

I hate baseball.

I don't hate the sport itself, I just hate major league baseball. The same teams win every year. Then you look and see that it's the same teams that spend the most money. Then you look and see that there is no salary cap. Then your home team gets a big nice new stadium with jacked up prices and they still can't afford to put together a real team, so you're forced to bet your friend 20 dollars that the Padres won't finish over .500.

The season starts tomorrow. Am I excited?



Yes, because that means it's 1 day closer to NFL.


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